A GUY IN AUSTRALIA LED POLICE ON A LOW-SPEED CHASE . . . WHILE PLEASURING HIMSELF WITH A JAR OF PASTA SAUCE

Last month, 46-year-old Keith Weatherley of North Arm Cove, Australia, was driving down the road when he noticed a police officer behind him who was trying to pull him over. 

But instead of stopping, Keith led police on a low-speed chase which topped out around 12 miles per hour. Anyway, after about TEN minutes, Keith finally pulled over. But when the police told him to get out of the car, Keith refused. 

Now, maybe you're wondering why Keith was being so difficult.  Well, the cops were wondering that too.  But after they physically DRAGGED Keith out of his car, they realized why he was acting so strangely.  See, Keith had pornography in his car, his pants were down around his ankles . . . and he was using a jar of PASTA SAUCE TO PLEASURE HIMSELF. 

And according to the police report, Keith continued "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling" while they were trying to arrest him. On Tuesday, Keith pleaded guilty to "offensive behavior", "resisting police" and "disobeying a police direction".  He was fined $600 .